countrygirls: Bibliodyssey

Saturday, December 16, 2006

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Wornoutmorgan said...: Wow! Dear god there must be more than one winter's goggling in there. Thanks for finding it. I can't resist posting this, which I found almost immediately:
"Afterwards I wiped my tail with a hen, with a cock, with a pullet, with a calf's skin, with a hare, with a pigeon, with a cormorant, with an attorney's bag, with a montero, with a coif, with a falconer's lure. But, to conclude, I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs.

And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains."; 1:20 AM
Alison said...: So thus began mankind's search for downy-soft bumwad! And here, all along, I'd thought that the desire for multilayered, quilted, and perfumed toilet paper was a relatively modern foppery.; 3:02 PM